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While our previous offerings in salt + pepper and spice dispensing earned the esteem of backcountry chef’s, they were honestly big enough for home use. For those fearless, fast + light initiates, that extra space, spice and weight, was simply too much to bear and they chose instead to fuss with plastic zipper bags dusted [...]